I'm 96% Insane

So I'm 4% sane then?

The Insane Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 
[x] You have been called a blonde. (And i am at the moment XD)

So far: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. 
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. 
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 
[x] You have choked on your own spit. 

So far: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 
[x] You type with three fingers or less. 
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (was it really an accident~?)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. 
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. 
 
So far: 19

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.  
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

So far: 24

[ ] You have posted spam because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

So far: 28

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

Total: 32

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I Am __% Insane."